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Misdemeanor
Bright · Spicy · Citrusy · A little herbal
⚡ 2 oz fast onset shot — most feel it within 10 minutes
☺ Made for social energy
✓ All legal. All natural.
☀ Hangover-free — best night, better morning
✕ No caffeine, kratom, kava, or cannabis
A non-alcoholic social shot for nights that need more than sparkling water. Feel more open, more connected, and more up for it, without alcohol and the hangover.
We’re racing to make more! Back-orders expected to ship after November 1st.
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Stop. Drop. And Roll.
The night, on schedule
Misdemeanor’s formulation is designed to help you drop into a flow and roll with whatever the night becomes. It’ll help you feel warm, connected, and uninhibited. Individual experiences vary.*
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5–10 min
You’re in.
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30–45 min
The room gets better.
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1–1.5 hours
Loose, social, in the pocket.
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Next day
Best night. Better morning.
Join the Fun
Mischief without damage
Know what you’re getting, so you can actually let go. Other lame social tonics are like expensive soda — taste good but don’t deliver. Misdemeanor is built for the good kind of yes.
✕No caffeine
✕No kratom, kava or cannabis
✓Built for social nights
✓Legal ingredients
How strong is it?
One serving feels about as intense as 1–2 alcoholic drinks, but with a cleaner feeling. Runs about 75 minutes, then eases off without a sharp decline.
Sparkling waterTequila night
This much fun without booze should be criminal.
But it’s not. Misdemeanor is a 2 oz shot of the funnest, legalest, non-alcoholic stuff on earth.
The Goods, Uncut.
Eight botanicals, one job: make the night better.
Here’s the FLC-1* blend, as it reads on the label.
Purified Kanna Extract
South Africa’s San people have used kanna for centuries to lift the mood and loosen the room. It’s the headline act — and the reason you feel it within minutes.
Black Cumin Seed Extract
The multiplier. Known for 3,000 years as “the seed of blessing,” it works alongside the kanna to help it punch above its weight — a little goes further, and the good feeling stays clean.
Licorice Root Extract
Kanna’s hype man. Licorice helps the star ingredient absorb better and stick around longer, so the lift hits harder and lasts. Naturally sweet, too — so the shot doesn’t taste like a dare.
Ginger Root Extract
A kitchen-and-apothecary staple for thousands of years. It’s the little heat and the bright, spicy kick — the flavor cue that tells you the good stuff is online.
Cinquefoil Root Extract
A European herb-cabinet staple since the Middle Ages. It’s the reason the shot goes down easy and feels gentle from the first sip — so nothing gets between you and the good part.
Japanese Sophora Seed Extract
Seeds from the Japanese sophora tree, a prized botanical in traditional formulas. They add a mellow, body-level ease underneath the mood lift — relaxed, never wired.
Vine Tea Leaf Extract
A prized Chinese tea for over a thousand years. While you sleep, it helps your body do its overnight reset — so the night stays a great memory and the morning shows up clear.
Clove Flower Extract
A true warming spice — it gets the blood moving and adds to that cozy, lit-from-within glow. The aromatic close that makes the whole shot feel as good as it tastes.
How to take it
Crack it. Cheers it.
Then the night is yours.
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Take it with food
Misdemeanor is perfect for any occasion, but it’s always good to have a little food in your stomach before you drink it.
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Sip it
Treat it like a sipping shot, not a tequila shot.
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Swish it
Hold it in your mouth for a few seconds before swallowing to enhance the effect.
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Let the night roll
Stop at one, or come back for a second or third depending on how mischievous you want to get.
Pick your accomplice
There are countless ways to commit a Misdemeanor. Here are three of our favorites — the full rap sheet lives on the how-to page.
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The Speeding Ticket
Crack it open and knock it back. That’s it.
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The Bailmaker
Mix a Misdemeanor into a non-alcoholic (or, if you’re feeling ballsy, alcoholic) beer.
№ 3
The Misdem-artini
Mix 2 oz Misdemeanor, 1 oz fresh lemon juice, 0.75 oz simple syrup, and a pinch of salt. Shake with ice, pour over fresh ice, top with soda and a lemon wheel.
★★★★★ 5.0 — 21 reviews
Real people.
Real good nights.
★★★★★
“Super awesome. Transcendent… much more expansive than Feel Free.”
Alex C.
★★★★★
“10/10. Controlled euphoria. Stark but subtle.”
Dr. Jordan S.
★★★★★
“Warm and fuzzy.”
Noah B.
★★★★★
“I feel like I’m rolling!”
Chris S.
★★★★★
“Way better than a cannabis edible. Would take this all the time.”
Alex E.
★★★★★
“The best kanna experience I’ve had.”
Dr. Molly M.
★★★★★
“10/10. Like the feeling of having 2 large glasses of excellent red wine.”
Philippe B.
★★★★★
“12/10. Feel amazing. Can’t stop smiling.”
Stefano P.
FAQ
Got questions?
A functional shot designed to lift your mood, loosen your shoulders, and make the next hours more interesting.
It amplifies the serotonin system. A clean mood lift, heart-opening, softened social friction, and a quiet sense that things will be fine.
Most feel it within 10 minutes. The experience runs about 75 minutes from one bottle.
One serving feels about as intense as 1–2 alcoholic drinks, but with a cleaner feeling.
Start with one, and drink more as feels right. Some feel it instantly from 1/4 of a bottle and others need 2-3 - everyone’s chemistry differs. We recommend to not exceed 5 bottles within 24 hours.
Kanna is the headline ingredient, paired with licorice root, black cumin, vine tea, sophora tree seed, cinquefoil root, and ginger.
No cannabis, kratom, kava, alcohol, caffeine, or sugar.
Yes. Every ingredient is legal and available as a dietary supplement.
No. Misdemeanor is alcohol-free.
No. It’s a mood lift, not a departure from reality.
Adults 18+ who value a good time. People on dates, dinners, shows, or any day that needs an upgrade.
Before going out, in the mid-afternoon slump, or at the start of something you want to enjoy. Skip right before bed.
Not recommended with SSRIs, SNRIs, MAOIs, or other serotonergic meds. Consult your doctor if you’re on prescriptions. Do not take if pregnant or nursing.
Join the fun
Feel more open, more connected, and more up for it — without alcohol and the hangover.
Back-order nowThese statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Misdemeanor is a dietary supplement formulated with DSHEA-compliant ingredients and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or medical condition. Individual results may vary. Misdemeanor is intended for use by adults aged 18 and older. Do not use if pregnant, nursing, or taking prescription medication without consulting a healthcare professional. Do not operate heavy machinery or drive while using this product. Fun Loving Company Inc. encourages responsible use at all times.